BURIAL AT SEA

Bubbles and Barbie, two blond sisters had
promised their Uncle, who had been a sea-
faring gentleman all his life, to bury him at
sea when he died. Of course, in due time,
he did pass away and the two blonds kept
their promise.
They set off from Clearwater Beach with
their uncle all stitched up in a burial bag
and loaded onto their rowboat. After a
while Bubbles says, 'Do you think we're out
far enough, Barbie?'
Barbie slipped over the side and finding the
water only knee deep said, 'nope, not yet
Bubbles'.
So they row a little farther.... Again Bubbles
asks Barbie, 'Do you think were out far
enough now?
Once again, Barbie slips over the side and
almost immediately says, 'No, this will never
do, the water is only up to my chest.
So on they row and row and row, and finally
Barbie slips over the side and disappears.
Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Bubbles
is really getting worried when suddenly
Barbie breaks the surface gasping for breath.
She says,'OK, it's finally deep enough.
Hand me the shovel....'
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