JEWISH RYE

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting
on their usual park bench one morning.
The 87 year old had just finished his morning
jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year
old was amazed at his friend's stamina and
asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said "Well, I eat Jewish rye
bread every day!"
It keeps your energy level high and you have
great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at
the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady
asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any Jewish rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it.
Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves.
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time
you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard".
He replied, "I can't believe it -- everybody in the
world knows about this but me!!"
#####