DOUBLE ENTENDRES

12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres
ever aired on British TV and radio

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator -
'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her
mother.'
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew
Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes
inside of him.'
3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator -
'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw
her snatch this morning and it was amazing!!'
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge
boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife
of the Cambridge President is kissing the
Cox of the Oxford crew.'
5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons
Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is
that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out
his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god !!
What have I just said??'
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the
Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said:
'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
7. A female news anchor who, the day after
it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
turned to the weatherman and asked,
'So Bob, where's that eight inches you
promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but
half the crew did too, because they were
laughing so hard!
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:
'Ballesteros felt much better today after
a 69 yesterday.'
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot
dog on Look North said: 'There's nothing
like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold
night like this.'
10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker
shots on Sky Sports: 'Stephen Hendry
jumps on Steve Davis' misses every chance
he gets.'
11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa
Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer
for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse
coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out
there, they're rubbing each other and he's
only come in his shorts.'
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer
Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson
lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:
'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny,
other weeks he prefers to do it by himself....'
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