FIRST DATE

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
to meet, and have dinner with, her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like
to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but, as he has never had sex
before, he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's
his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy
for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about
condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist
asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy,
a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks
he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents'
house and meets his irlfriend at the door.
'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,come
on in!'
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's arents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute
passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement
from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
'I had no idea you were this religious.'
The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea
your father was a pharmacist!!'
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