HUMOR FROM OUR TROOPS

Our troops in Afghanistan prove they've
retained their sense of humor with the
following...
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you
have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and
$5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare
left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'
5. You think vests come in two styles:
bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you
HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but
routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell
phones have uses other than setting off
roadside bombs.
9. You've often uttered the phrase,
'I love what you've done with your cave.'
10. You have nothing against women and
think every man should own at least one
11. You bathe at least monthly whether
necessary or not.
12. You have a crush on your neighbor's
goat.
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