POOR ED

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry. She told him,
'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift
in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in
less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER
BE THERE!!!'
The next morning Ed got up early and left
for work. When his wife woke up she looked
out the window and sure enough there was
a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the
driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran
out to the driveway, and brought the box
back into the house. She opened it and
found a brand new Bathroom Scale!!
Ed has been missing since Friday....
Please pray for him.
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