Friday, August 1, 2008

THE NEW YORKER AND THE INDIAN

A woman from New York was driving through
a remote part of Arizona when her car broke
down.
An American Indian on horseback came along
and offered her a ride to a nearby town.
She climbed up behind him on the horse and
they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except
that every few minutes the Indian would let out
a 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!!' so loud that it echoed
from the surrounding hills.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the
local service station, yelled one final
'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!!' and rode off.
'What did you do to get that Indian so excited?'
asked the>service-station attendant.
'Nothing,' the woman answered.
'I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my
arms around his waist, and held on to the
saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off.'
'Lady,' the attendant said,
'Indians don't use saddles!!'
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