WHY AM I MARRIED??

WHY AM I MARRIED?
You have two choices in life:You can stay
single and be miserable, or get married
and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the
wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'

When a woman steals your husband,there
is no better revenge than to let her keep him!!


A woman is incomplete until she is married.
Then she is finished .

A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much
does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still
paying!!'

A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some
parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until
he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'

Then there was a woman who said,'I never knew
what real happiness was until I got married, and
by then, it was too late....'
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