ITALIAN LOGIC

An old Italian Mafia 'Don' is dying and he
calls his grandson to his bedside.
'Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my
chrome-plated 38 revolver so you always
remember me.'
'But grandpa, I really don't lika guns.
Howz about you leava me your Rolex
watch instead?'
'Shuddup an'a lissin. Somma day you gonna
runna da business. You gonna have a
beautifula wife, lotsa money, a bigga home
and maybe a couple a bambinos.
Somma day you gonna comma home and
maybe find your wife inna bed with another
man. Whadda you gonna do then ...
Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up!'?
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