THE TALKING DOG

The Talking USMC Dog!
A guy was driving around the back woods ofTennessee,
and he saw a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style
house:
'Talking Dog for Sale '.
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him
the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking
Beagle sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Beagle replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog
talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Beagle looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I
could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help
the government, so I told the CIA and they had me sworn
into the toughest branch of the armed services...the United
States Marines. You know one of their nicknames is
'The Devil Dogs'.
In no time at all, they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders;
because no one figured a dog would be eaves dropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years
running, but the jetting around really tired me out, and
I knew I wasn't getting any younger. So, I decided to
settle down.
I retired from the Corps (8 dog years is 56 Corps years),
and signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
security, wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and
was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess
of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner
what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are
you selling him so cheap?'
Because he's such a bull shitter ... He never did any
of that shit -- He was in the Navy!!'
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