QUICKIES

New Words
Taunt-0: The Lone Ranger's first Indian sidekick, who called him Kemo-slobby.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ass.
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A driver gets his car stuck in a mud hole on a farmer's property. The farmer offers to pull him out for out for 20 bucks. "Yours is the 10th car I've rescued today," says the farmer.

"Wow!" says the driver. "When do you work your land?
At night?"

"Oh no, at night is when I fill this hole with water."
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Scientists in Argentina have dug up the fossilized remains of a two-legged snake. They believe the creature is a direct ancestor of the modern-day lawyer.