Saturday, July 19, 2008

RETIREMENT PROJECTS

When asked, "What do you older people do now
that you're retired?" the old man thought for a
moment, then replied:
"Well, I have a friend who has a chemistry
background, and one of the things we enjoy
most is turning beer, bourbon, scotch, gin,
vodka, and wine into urine -- and, by golly,
we're pretty darn good at it!!"
#####

No comments: