Saturday, July 19, 2008

FAMILY PROBLEM

Dear Abby:
I've never written to you before, but I
really need your advice. I have suspected
for some time now that my wife has been
cheating on me. The usual signals, the
phone rings but if I answer, the caller
hangs up. My wife has been going out
"with the girls" a lot recently, although

when I ask their names she always says,
"Just some friends from work, you don't
know them."
I always try to stay awake to look out for
her coming home, but I usually fall
asleep. Anyway, I have never approached
the subject with my wife. I think deep
down I just didn't want to know the truth,
but last night she went out again, and I
decided to really check on her.
Around midnight, I decided to hide in the
garage behind my golf clubs so Icould get
a good view of the street when she arrived
home from a night out with "the girls".
When she got out of the car she was
buttoning up her blouse, which was open,
and she took her panties out of her purse
and slipped them on. It was at that moment,
in my garage, crouching behind my
golfclubs, that I noticed that the graphite
shaft on my driver appeared to have a
hairline crack right by the club head.
Is this something I can fix myself or
should I take it back to the pro shop
where I bought it?
Sincerely,
A Concerned Golfer
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