ALIENS

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near
a gas station that was closed for the night.
They approached one of the gas pumps and
the younger alien addressed it saying,
'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace.
Take us to> your leader.'
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack
of response. The older alien said, 'I'd calm
down if I were you.' The younger alien ignored
the warning and repeated his greeting.
Again, there was no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived to be the
pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun
and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling.
We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way!
Take us to your leader or I will fire!'
The older alien again warned his comrade
saying, 'You probably don't want to do that!
I really don't think you should make him mad.'
'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien.
He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened
fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive
fireball roared towards them and blew the
younger alien off his feet and deposited him
a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away
in a cactus patch. Half an hour passed. When
he finally regained consciousness, he refocused
his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna,
and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien
who was standing over him shaking his big,
green head.
'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young,
fried alien. 'He damn near killed me! How did you
know he was so dangerous?'
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly
feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's
one thing I've learned during my intergalactic
travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who
can loop his penis over his shoulder twice and
then stick it in his ear!!'
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