Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her --
between two hunks of bread.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn....
Simple Simon met a Pieman,
going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon --
Pies, you dickhead!!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "screw 'em -- he's only an egg!!"
Mary had a little lamb,
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ass
and turned its wool to nylon.
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too -- cause he was gay.....
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