AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED....
When I got home last night, my wife
demanded that I take her someplace
expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started....
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security
office to apply for Social Security. The woman
behind the counter asked me for my driver's
license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets
and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I
would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I
opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is
proof enough for me' and she processed my
Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife
about my experience at the Social Security
office.
She said, 'you should have dropped your
pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And then the fight started....
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