ITALIAN MOTHER

A young Italian man excitedly tells his
mother he's fallen in love and that he is
going to get married.
He says, 'Just for fun Ma, I'm going to
bring over 3 women and you try and
guess which one I'm going to marry.'
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful
women into the house and sits them down
on the couch and they chat for a while.
He then says, 'Okay Ma, guess which one
I'm going> to marry.'
She immediately replies, 'The one on the right!!'
'That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did
you know?'
The Italian mother replies, 'I don't like her.'
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