ANOTHER BLOND JOKE.....

I urgently needed a few days off work. But I knew
the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy,' then he would
tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down
on the ceiling & made funny noises. My co-worker
(who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her
that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so the Boss
might think I was 'Crazy' & give me a few days off.
A few minutes later, the Boss came into the office and
asked, 'What in the world are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.He said, 'You are clearly
stressed out. Go home and recuperate for acouple of
days.'
I jumped down & walked out of the office....
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the
Boss asked her '....and where do you think you're going?!'
She said,'I'm going home too -- I can't work in the dark!!'
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