SENIOR MOMENTS

At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny,
a lovely 25 year old. Since her new
husband is so old, Jenny decides that after
their wedding she and Roger should have
separate bedrooms, because she is concerned
that her new (but aged) husband may
overexert himself if they spend the entire
night together.
After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares
herself for bed and the expected "knock on
the door". Sure enough the knock comes,
the door opens and there is Roger, her 85
year old groom, ready for action. They unite
as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his
bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Jenny hears another
knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger.
Again he is ready for more 'action'.
Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for
more coupling. When the newly weds are
done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a
fond good night and leaves. She is set to go
to sleep again, but, aha!, you guessed it -
Roger is back again, rapping on the door,
and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for
more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy
each other. But as Roger gets set to leave
again, his young bride says to him,
'I am thoroughly impressed that at your
age you can perform so well and so often!
I have been with guys less than a third of
your age who were only good once. You
are truly a great lover, Roger.'
Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to
Jenny and says:
'You mean I was here already?'
The moral of the story: Don't be afraid
of getting old!!
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