FLORIDA BURGLARY

BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
Ya just can't make this stuff up!!

When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's
house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored
his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even
left his Rolex watch.
What they did take, however, was 'a generic
white cardboard box filled with a grayish-
white powder. (That's at least the way the
police report described it.) A spokesman for
the Fort Lauderdale police said, 'that it
looked similar to high grade cocaine and
they'd probably thought they'd hit the big
time.
Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous
TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars:
'Please return the cremated remains of my
sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.'

The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse
of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie
Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep.
The cardboard box was there too; about
half of Gertrude's ashes remained.
Scotch taped to the box was this note
which said: 'Hoochie sold us the bogus
blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we
snorted your sister. No hard feelings....'
Have a nice day.
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