STILL MARRIED??

Marriage is the triumph of imagination
over intelligence.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay
strict attention to every word you say --
talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men
would go through life thinking they had
no faults at all!!

First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!
'Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky,
mine's still alive.'

'A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray
for: Wisdom, To understand a man, to
Love and to forgive him , and for patience,
For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for
Strength I'll just beat him to death.'

AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus
stop ith their nine children. A blind man
joins them after a few minutes. When the
bus arrives, they find it overloaded and
only the wife and the nine kids are able
to fit onto the bus. So the husband and
the blind man decide to walk. After a while,
the husband gets irritated by the ticking
of the stick of the blind man as he taps it
on the sidewalk, and says to him,
'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at
the end of your stick? That ticking sound
is driving me crazy.'
The blind man replies, 'If you had put a
rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be
riding the bus!!'
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