THE PASTOR'S ASS

The Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it
won.The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in a race again, and it won
again.The local paper read: "PASTOR'S ASS OUT
FRONT". The Bishop was so upset with this kind
of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to
enter the donkey in another race.The next day,
the local paper headline read: BISHOP
SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much
for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get
rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it
to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper,
hearing of the news, posted the following headline
the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that
she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper
read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too
much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to
buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains
where it could run wild....
The next day the headlines read: NUN
ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day!!
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned
about public opinion can bring you much
grief and misery ... .. even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying
about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot
happier and live longer! Have a nice day!
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