SUNDAY JOKES

JOKES FOR SUNDAY

"Somebody has said there are only two kinds
of people in the world. There are those who
wake up in the morning and say,
"Good morning, Lord."
and there are those who wake up in the
morning and say,
"Good Lord, it's morning!!"

A minister parked his car in a no-parking
zone in a large city because he was short
of time and couldn't find a space with a
meter. Then he put a note under the
windshield wiper that read:
"I have circled the block 10 times -- If I
don't park here, I'll miss my appointment.
Forgive us our trespasses."
When he returned, he found a citation from
a police officer along with this note
"I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't
give you a ticket I'll lose my job.
Lead us not into temptation!!"

There is the story of a pastor who got up
one Sunday and announced to his
congregation:
"I have good news and bad news.
The good news is, we have enough money
to pay for our new building program.
The bad news is, it's still out there in your
pockets!!"

While driving in Pennsylvania, a family
caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner
of the carriage obviously had a sense of
humor, because attached to the back of the
carriage was a hand printed sign...
"Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and
grass.
Caution: Do not step in exhaust...."
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