Sunday, August 17, 2008

TENNESSEE MATH

The owner of a golf course was confused
about paying an invoice, so he decided to
ask his secretary for some mathematical
help. He called her into his office and said,
'You graduated from the University of
Tennessee and I need some help.
If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%,
how much would you take off?'
The secretary thought a moment, and then
replied, 'Everything but my earrings!!'
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