GRAMMAR LESSON

LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR
One day during lessons on proper grammar,
the teacher asked for a show of hands from
those who could use the word beautiful in
the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded
with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful
dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then
called on little Michael. "My mummy planned
a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."
She said, "Excellent, Michael!"
Then the teacher reluctantly called on little
RALPHY.
"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told
my father that she was pregnant, and he said
'Beautiful -- just f***ing beautiful!!''
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