BLACK TESTICLES

BLACK TESTICLES
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing
an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young
student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
'Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask.
'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir.
I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check.
Are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and
heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes
her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises
is gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says,
'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says
very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen
very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k??'
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