SICK DAY

CHINESE SICK LEAVE :
'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'

Hung Chow calls into work and says,
'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt,
I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow,
I really need you today. When I feel sick like you
do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work.
You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
'I do what you say and I feel great!
I be at work soon......
By the way..... you got nice house!!'
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