HALLOWEEN PARTY

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets
into the cab, and notices that the
VERY handsome cab driver won't stop
staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: 'I have a question to ask you
but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me.
When you're as old as I am and have been a
nun as long as I have, you get a chance to
see and hear just about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could say
or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a
nun kiss me.'
She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can
do about that: #1, you have to be single
and #2, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says,
'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that
would make a hooker blush. But when they
get back on the road, the cab driver starts
crying.
'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you
crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I
must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
The nun says, 'oh, that's OK. My name is
Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party!!'
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