MORNING SEX

MORNING SEX
She was standing in the kitchen preparing
to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the
Tee shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake, she turned and
said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this
very moment.'
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still
dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced
her and then gave it my all.
Right there on the kitchen table!
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to
the stove, her 'Tee' shirt still around her neck.
A little puzzled, I asked,
'What was that all about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken....'
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