OLDER WOMEN SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS,
I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE
DAY AND SAID,
'HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP
APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA
BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE
TV -- BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH
A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL!!
NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR,
NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV -- BUT I'M
SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP
YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN.
SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT
25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND MY WIFE WOULD MAKE
SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A
CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR,
SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING
A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV!!
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?
THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR
MID-LIFE CRISES....
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