SENIOR LOVEMAKING TIPS

SENIOR LOVEMAKING TIPS

1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is
actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off
in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting.
(Turn them ALL OFF!!)

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial
before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case
you can't remember.

6. Keep the polygrip close by so your teeth don't
end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually
complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors
are deaf too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the
good news.

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
(I sent this in large type so you can read it.)
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