THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW

A Policeman recently stopped a woman for
exceeding the posted speed limit.
He asked the driver her name.
She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim
Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of
Uzbekistan visiting my daughter in Columbia."
The cop put away his summons book and pen,
and said,
"Well, uhhh, ok, but don't let me catch you
speeding again!!"
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