THE ERRAND

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini
after martini, each time removing the olives and
placing them in a jar.
When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks
consumed, the Irishman started to leave.
"S'cuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over
what McQuillan had done, "what was that all about?"
"Nothin', said the Irishman, "me wife just sent me
out for a jar of olives!!"
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