HUSBAND DOWN.....

Husband Down

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Coors Light and puts it in
their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife,
and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar
of face cream and pus it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the
wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Coors Light and
it’s half the price!!'

(On the PA system)
'Clean-up needed on aisle 25, we have a husband
down.....'
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