A FARMER FROM Indiana HEARD ABOUT THESE COWS IN A SMALL VILLAGE IN SOUTH DAKOTA THAT WERE REALLY GREAT. GOOD BUILD, GREAT MILK, VERY HEALTHY. HE HOOKED UP HIS TRUCK AND WENT TO S.D. HE SAW THE FARMER THAT WAS SELLING THE COWS. AFTER CHECKING THEM OUT HE ASKED IF HE COULD MILK ONE. SURE SAID THE SELLER. AS HE PULLED THE NIPPLE THE COW FARTED, AGAIN THE SECOND NIPPLE ANOTHER FART. THE SECOND COW THE SAME THING, EVERY PULL THE COWS FART. THE SELLER SAYS THAT IS NORMAL IN THIS AREA, WE THINK THAT IS WHY THE MILK IS SO GOOD. THE FARMER BUYS THE 2 COWS AND TAKES THEM BACK TO Indiana. ALL HIS NEIGHBORS COME OVER TO SEE THE NEW COWS. ONE ASKED IF HE COULD MILK ONE, THE NEW OWNER SAID YES BUT BE CAREFUL. HE SAID DO THEY FART WHEN YOU PULL THERE NIPPLES? HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
HE SAID MY WIFE IS FROM THE SAME AREA.....
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