SENIOR FASHION TIPS

Thoughts On Aging ....

Many of us over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 are
quite confused about how we should present ourselves.
We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting
and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform
to current fashions.

In spite of what you may have seen on the streets, the
following combinations DO NOT go together and should
be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder
surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
12. Short shorts and varicose veins
13. Inline skates and a walker.

And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the older
folks...
14. Thongs and Depends
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