HEALTH

SECRET TO A LONG LIFE...
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an
old lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar,
so he walked up to her and said,
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look!
What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed,
I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a
whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat
only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid,
and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied.
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